I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:45:20 -0400

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong

Tell Me; Who'd you cast as me?

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:29:18 -0400

Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my love interest.

Double Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my best friend

thewayweride: If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guyFINEIf you’re gay and you fall for a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:28:58 -0400

thewayweride:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 11:27:35 -0400

chickenmcnope: rnackenzie: i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it A Pizza Hut A Pizza...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:15:01 -0400

chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut

A Pizza Hut.

Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 19:12:00 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 19:11:48 -0400

niick4: “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:39:29 -0400

niick4:

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

racydoctorsteel: fromthemindofateenagewolf: just-some-random-no...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:33:04 -0400

racydoctorsteel:

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

just-some-random-nobody:

shiplaughloveeveryday:

thorinoferebor:

pandaaaz:

stormtrooper2112:

pandaaaz:

I highly doubt all the people that liked/ reblogged this are vegan.

I don’t need to be a vegan or vegetarian to be against animal cruelty. I don’t beat my meat before I eat it.

Actually, you do need to be vegan to be against animal cruelty. You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan.

Wow, says who? You?

“You don’t love animals if you’re not vegan.” oh really?

Is this a joke?

Just fuck off.

excuse me .(before i say this i dont care what your lifestyle choise is just that you stop being an arse about it) just because you are a vegan does NOT mean you are better than anyone else! if (the unfertilised therefore containing no living animal) eggs are not taken away from the chickens they will rot and cause the chickens to get ill and will attract insects, if cows are not milked enough then their udders start to ache and they get ill. almost all slaughterhouses kill their animals as painlessly as they can and i realise not all do so and that is cruelty . but don’t go around thinking that people who eat meat or eat dairy products are going around kicking every animal they see. just because you eat meat doesn’t make you a cruel person and just because you are a vegan doesn’t make you some wonderful superhuman so shut the fuck up about how wonderful you all are because you don’t eat animal byproducts

also, as a surprising little note, some people just don’t have the financial resources to go vegan. and others literally cannot do so because their digestive system just can’t handle it.

So before you go and tell people they’re horrible for not being vegan, think about this for a second, then just don’t say anything, cause you don’t know their situation.

//AND ON ANOTHER NOTE you do not get vegan powers if you are vegan. Your hair doesn’t float up perfectly nor can you punch the highlights out of someone’s hair if you are vegan.

SO STOP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

lesbiansandthelivingdead: sheisahopelessromantic: marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:32:21 -0400

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

iradicate: queued xx

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:13:53 -0400

iradicate:

queued xx

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:13:48 -0400

anus: when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:13:36 -0400

anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

Harry Potter Character Asks

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:02:22 -0400

Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?

sosuperawesome: Jonathan Duriaux

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:58:34 -0400

sosuperawesome:

Jonathan Duriaux

Things you do not have to feel guilty about

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:52:51 -0400

hitgurl:

Saying no sometimes

Wanting to be alone sometimes

Saying no to sex

Saying yes to sex

Not being sure about your life career

Deciding to study instead of going out

Getting rid of the toxic people in your life

Ending a relationship that is hurting you

Not liking the things everyone else likes

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:32:21 -0400

papersound:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

^^THAT.

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:59:09 -0400

““Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.””

- Robert Benchley (via greekg0ds)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 01:59:04 -0400

lifehasnoscript: pharraoh: rngnightmares: THE CAT RETURNED...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:37:41 -0400

lifehasnoscript:

pharraoh:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

why cats are the best animals